By now you have probably seen the trailers for 47 Ronin, which looks like an awful racist (to quote Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler on SNL: Really? You are going to have an Asian lady turn into a dragon? REALLY?) mash-up of Game of Thrones, Mulan, and 300. When I first saw the trailer in the movie theater, I just put my head down, I was so suffering from second hand embarrassment. When will people learn not to cast Keanu Reeves in things? Heck, even Kenneth Branaugh allowed him to ruin Much Ado About Nothing. You would think Kenny would have put his foot down at letting Keanu desecrate Shakespeare. Come on Hollywood–we don’t believe for a minute that Keanu would save anything.