At night, I always have to watch something light before going to bed or else I have intense dreams where I am running away from zombies with some kid I went to school with in the 4th grade. “Parks & Rec,” “30 Rock,” and “Arrested Development” are the usual shows I will rewatch, often for the 10th or 20th time (no, I’m not exaggerating). Rewatching early “30 Rock,” I was reminded of one of my favorite “30 Rock” moments from one of my top episodes, “Greenzo.” It’s so true. I wish I could have found a video of it but alas, I could only find the quote.
Jenna: The only reason men start taking care of themselves, is that they’re getting someone to have sex with them. If it wasn’t for that, they’d just sit at home in their own filth.
Frank: Hey Liz, we’re out of string cheese, so I think I’m going to take off.