Because mine are awful. Absolutely awful. I basically eat like I am Macaulay Culkin when he was left alone in the NYC hotel in Home Alone 2. It is a suprise that I haven’t been stricken with scurvy or started my descent into osteoporosis. For example: yesterday my breakfast was composed of Starbursts. Thing is, this isn’t even the first time I have had Starburst for breakfast! I feel like I need to get my act together and have a self-intervention.